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会计笑话（3）
2007年3月30日 16:56:54
来源：中华审计网
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
一个会计去参观国家历史博物馆，当他站在一件珍藏品前时，对他身边的人说：“这件藏品已经有二十亿年零十个月的历史了”。
身边的人疑惑的问道：“你怎么知道这么精确的？”
会计说：“我十个月前来过了，当时导游告诉我这件珍藏品有二十亿年的历史。
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
一个病人去看医生，经过完整的身体检查后，医生说，：“我不得不告诉你一个悲伤的消息，你只能活六个月时间了”。
病人说：那我现在该怎么办呢？
“和会计结婚。”
病人疑惑的问道：“难道那样会让我活得更久一点吗？”
医生说：“不会，但是至少可以看起来久一点。”
Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
为什么会计不喜欢读小说？
因为页码是里面唯一的数字。
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work."
如果一个会计的妻子不能入睡，她会说什么？
“亲爱的，和我谈谈你的工作吧”。
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